This game raped me

This game raped me hard. I was just playing one day and I started to feel dizzy. Wizard Toby handed me a potion and all I remember is Toby sticking his magic wand in my bum hole. I woke the next day not being able to walk or sit. I know this happened because Toby called me the next day telling me that it was fun and if I told anyone he will hack my PC. I rate this game 3/10 IGN. I feel like Tobys wand was too rough. Hopefully they can fix it in the next patch.

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